I forgot to notate that my brilliant, ladybug loving and mystical little girl stuck a Disney Princess Doll shoe up her nose today. It had to be "surgically" removed by my fingernail in the Joann Fabrics parking lot. After a big sneeze it popped out in front of several onlookers who quickly looked away.
You'd think she'd learn....nope. Then 20 minutes later in Joann's she stuck a leaf down her pants only to discover, that can be downright uncomfortable. It crumbled. I looked for craft paint. I turned around to see that she had "dropped trou" in the middle of the aisle. Picking brown leavy pieces from her underwear. More onlookers quickly looked away.