Saturday, March 11, 2006

True Confessions

Bless me Father for I have sinned. Sign the cross.

It has been approximately 25 years since my last confession.
(If I remember correctly it had something to do with Kathy Eppers and telling Tom Delaney that she liked him. Of course he was smooching Connie Cramer at the roller skating rink while roller dancing to Anita Ward's version of Ring My Bell at the time so who knows?)
I'm sorry your Grace, I digress.

I have cheated and looked at this....

It's not internet porn or anything like that but it is sort of the adopter's crack, so therefore I must absolve myself. Since I have been quite self righteous on my agency yahoo June group and have given lots of nunnerly advice to ride the straight and narrow, ditch the rumor mill and have faith in these cats. They will tell us everything we need to know. Bah ha.

My penance please, Oh skirt wearing, ring bearing, insense sniffing, wine sipping holy one?

Dear Wayward Catholic Stray:
Step away from the computer. Say 3 Hail Mary's. Go look for your grandmother's rosary. Head straight to the laundry room and fold something, think holy positive thoughts. Not what was under Sister Mary Carla's whipple in the sixth grade...holy pure thoughts.


Amber and Chris said...

And????? What did it say?????

Taci said...

You have no idea how much I needed that laugh!!!

Between you and Gwen scooting across the floor - my laughter cup runneth over!

Thanks a million! (Did I mention I hate my job?! Now you know!)


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Lee-Anne said...

Ahhh Perrin! The wait would be so much longer without your humour!!! ("adopters crack"!!!) he he he!!!
If only we could inject it - I wouldn't be wasting so much time staring at my computer!!!