I was cleaning Liv's room yesterday and found a beheaded little man in her play kitchen sink.You don't think she's been reading Gloria Steinem late at night or anything do you?
I suspect the dog may have helped with the more gruesome aspects of the physical beheading. But as for how the bodily remains got into the sink, well that remains a mystery.
One fact that cannot be shrugged off is...my God that little beheaded man in the sink looks remarkably like her father.
Maybe ol' shifty eye on the left had a part in this debauchery.
That will teach the old guy to go away on a business trip in Florida while the henchwomen have to stay and play in the snow.
2 comments:
That is hilarious! It does look very much like their father. I needed a good laugh this morning and I can always get that from your blog!
I hated dolls as a child (still do) but kept getting them as presents. Since they were there, I would perform surgery on them and stitch them up with the real thing my mother would bring from the OR. I assure you that I'm not a serial killer, so I don't think Liv is going to grow up to decapitate people. ;)
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